I LOVE fashion.
But, I’m also thrifty.
That’s why, when I find a scarf I like, it needs to double as a belt.
I am a style icon(e).
I am Cone Alone.
I LOVE fashion.
But, I’m also thrifty.
That’s why, when I find a scarf I like, it needs to double as a belt.
I am a style icon(e).
I am Cone Alone.
This time of year has me wondering: what are people celebrating?
I just can’t understand buying more stuff and eating too much food.
What does that accomplish?
I also have a hard time justifying human holidays built on violence and religious supremacy.
So, I think I’ll sit this one out and watch the trains go by, hoping they bring a better society.
I may be waiting a while.
I am Cone Alone.
Yes, I fit.
No, I am not a carry on.
Check yourself.
I am Cone Alone.
I bet you think you’re so slick.
Hop into the driver’s seat and let’s race.
I’ll clean your clock.
I am Cone Alone.
You didn’t bring a mop?
Oh no. I know what you’re thinking.
Do I look like a cleaning device?
I am not putting my head in that nasty water.
I am Cone Alone.
Please do what the sign says.
I am begging you.
I am BEGGING you!
I am Cone Alone.
Some may call me alarmist.
I think I am just cautious.
I am playing it safe.
I am Cone Alone.
All these young cones seem to talk about is getting their “steps” in.
Well, I’m too old to count my movements.
I’ll just stay down here, thank you very much.
I am out of step with the latest trends.
I am Cone Alone.
I was planning on calling you after so long.
I was planning on saying I’m sorry.
I was planning on telling you it was all my fault.
I was planning on crying, for once.
But I was out of quarters.
I am Cone Alone.
“Come out west,” they said. That’s where the action is. “We’ve got plenty of jobs out here,” they promised.
Well, I ain’t seen shit.
I can’t believe I left the city for this.
I am feeling deserted.
I am Cone Alone.