I cannot be productive.
I cannot even take care of myself.
I am on rocky ground.
I am cone alone.
Category Archives: Health
social distancing
I am keeping a safe distance.
I miss my friends and coworkers.
I am Cone Alone.
Mop to it
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You didn’t bring a mop?
Oh no. I know what you’re thinking.
Do I look like a cleaning device?
I am not putting my head in that nasty water.
I am Cone Alone.
The outside scoop
Please do what the sign says.
I am begging you.
I am BEGGING you!
I am Cone Alone.
Stair Well
All these young cones seem to talk about is getting their “steps” in.
Well, I’m too old to count my movements.
I’ll just stay down here, thank you very much.
I am out of step with the latest trends.
I am Cone Alone.
Oh me, oh migraine
This splitting headache won’t go away.
I am Cone Alone.
I should stop playing Cranium.
