Mop to it

You didn’t bring a mop?

Oh no. I know what you’re thinking.

Do I look like a cleaning device?

I am not putting my head in that nasty water.

I am Cone Alone. IMG_20171024_143607289

The outside scoop

Please do what the sign says.

I am begging you.

I am BEGGING you!

I am Cone Alone.

All these young cones seem to talk about is getting their “steps” in.

Well, I’m too old to count my movements.

I’ll just stay down here, thank you very much.

I am out of step with the latest trends.

I am Cone Alone.

This splitting headache won’t go away.

I am Cone Alone.

I should stop playing Cranium.