Baffling scaffold

Who knew this would be so heavy?


I mean, is it even really safe for me to be holding this by myself?

Hey buddy. Hey. Hey!


I guess I can’t really ever trust anyone to help. I can only rely on myself.


I am not even getting overtime.

I am Cone Alone.

I walk the line

That truck is too close!

It’s so hot out here!

And if that idiot I work with doesn’t stop singing that Tom Cochran song I’m going to “accidentally” knock him into oncoming traffic. I’d much rather listen to Stephen Malkmus’ old band.

I can barely control my road rage.

I am Cone Alone.