Cone Alone

The World of Cone Alone

Some may call me alarmist.

I think I am just cautious.

I am playing it safe.

I am Cone Alone. IMG_20171009_172130688

Who knew this would be so heavy?

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I mean, is it even really safe for me to be holding this by myself?

Hey buddy. Hey. Hey!

Nothing?

I guess I can’t really ever trust anyone to help. I can only rely on myself.

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I am not even getting overtime.

I am Cone Alone.

I may have fallen asleep during my back-to-school duties.

I never knew a moped could do so much damage to a crossing guard.

Finally getting out on good behavior after five years.

I know my family have moved on.

I know my friends have moved on.

I’ve finished this period, but will I ever truly finish this sentence?

I am Con Alone.

Ouch.

I really did not see that coming.

I am calling OSHA tomorrow.

I am Cone Alone.

I guess I'm just accident cone.