I get blamed for everything, but people seem to miss the truth.

The truth?

The truth is,most of the time I don’t even deal with the cones in other branches.

Sure, we have the occasional softball tournament and we make prank calls while wiretapping each other. But it is usually just harmless fun.

My faucet leaks, but I certainly don’t.

I am discreet.

I am Cone Alone.

NSA I’m crazy. FBI don’t think so.