Remaining. Alone.

Cone Alone is a site dedicated to chronicling the lonely existence of traffic cones in the US and abroad.

Cone Alone allows actual traffic cones to describe their thoughts, feelings, anxieties and fears in their own words with no editing from the photographer.

Tomorrow, in honor of Valentine’s Day, Cone Alone will diverge slightly from its norm.

Previously, readers saw solitary cones living solitary lives. Starting tomorrow, readers will still experience the same isolation, but in group settings.

Even in the midst of a crowd, cones still experience a tremendous sense of loneliness and solitude.

As the blog expands to show you cones in groups remember, even though cones are not always by themselves, they are always…alone.

I thought fall was over

Ouch.

I really did not see that coming.

I am calling OSHA tomorrow.

I am Cone Alone.

I guess I'm just accident cone.

You rung?

I try my best to help my neighbors whenever I can.

I lend a helping step and a helping hand.

Being unreliable is something that I ain’t.

In fact you could call me a ladder day saint.

If you need help, just call me on the phone.

I am Cone Alone.

I would do the same for my stepfather.

Say my name

Who am I?

I am Alex Traffic.

I am Cone Alone.

I refuse to be Conenonymous.

Occupied

I earn a median income.

I am the 99 percent.

I am Cone Alone.

A change would do you good

I’m just not feeling myself today.

I am Meter Cone Alone.

I wanna meter, but I'm too shy.


Oh me, oh migraine

This splitting headache won’t go away.

I am Cone Alone.

I should stop playing Cranium.

Come on. I lean?

I am going full-tilt through life.

I am Cone Alone.

Asphyxiophilia was never in Hamlet

I never knew autoerotic asphyxiation would be so complicated.

I am all choked up.

I am Cone Alone.

Now I can finish that Chuck Palahniuk book

*note: Today’s subject is fine and still enjoys safe breath play to this day.

Not so spatial

I really should have played more Tetris as a kid.

I am puzzled.

I am Cone Alone.

I just don't fit in.