Sinister six

Green Rover, Green Rover, send that stupid human right over.

I am playing a game.

Or am I?

I am Cone Alone.

A sign blame

I didn’t even want to be here.

And now my parents or legal guardian will find out and I’m going to be in big trouble. And then I can’t ask you-know-who (not Voldemort, duh) to the prom. And then my life will be ruined.

All because I let my friends talk me into this stunt.

We should have stopped, but we didn’t. We couldn’t.

This is a bad sign.

I should have been octagone by now.

I am soooo grounded.

I am Cone Alone.

Polled and all alone

Why did I buy this novelty trap?

The harder we tug, the tighter the trap holds.

No! Don’t you dare tile me about your fucking political platform.

I can’t take this much longer.

I am Cone Alone.

Teeter-Totter Tiff

It takes two to tango.

It also takes two to see-saw.

I am Cone Alone.

Our relationship has ups and downs.